Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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