Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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