My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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