I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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