Christians are straight up FREAKS
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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