careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.