hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I need to calm my uterus...
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing