if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I want a musical about memes.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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