A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it was like his penis was on wheels.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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