Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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