**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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