If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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