I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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