is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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