She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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