I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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