So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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