fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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