You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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