i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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