I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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