Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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