Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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