he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My brain says no but my pants say off.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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