what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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