Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
wow bdsm is so cute
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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