who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
