My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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