**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Enjoy the penises
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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