I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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