Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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