they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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