im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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