How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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