it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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