Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
You can make out without kissing
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