When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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