More tranny stories later!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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