the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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