I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize