Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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