Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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