The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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