I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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