doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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