Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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