I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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