If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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