My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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