i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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