But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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