Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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