Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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