Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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