so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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