Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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