i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She bit a glass in half.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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