she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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